go to louisiana, get you a damn chicken, and hang it on a tree by the lake, and put a hook in there, and the crocodile's going to come and chomp on it. get the crocodile and go get you a cheap purse. take the crocodile skin and cut it out and stitch it up, and put thompson's water seal on it. >> she say, oh, i can't fire her because, quote, she's a great pern. >> you hear that all the time. why did you go in there knowing you didn't want to buy a bag? >> i want to see if i could go to the knockoff place and get one just like it. i know what i'm doing. >>> time to "caption this" brought to you by novation, the your money when you need it people. >>> "dish nation," we need laughs from you. >> let's look at today's photo of prince charles. >> prince charles, excited about his first trip to build-a-bear. >> pince charles on the next "to catch a predator." >> we'll pick our favorite and read it on friday's show. >>> next -- >> jenner taking on obama, but kim and kanye didn't even take time for her son's birthday party. >>> we've got the pictures to prove it. >> she's known for her red car